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North Alabama
Another pathetic joke coming up: A PB&J sandwich walks into a bar & orders a drink. The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve food." OOOOOOHHHHHH........But seriously folks...... [Wink]
 
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tampa
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" Two men walk into a bar, the third guy ducked.
 
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Michigan
guy walks into a bar with jumper cables over one shoulder...the bartender looks up and says,"Hey don't be starting anything in here!"
 
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Central Coast, Calif.
A rope walk into a bar. bartender says "we don't serve ropes here, get out" so the rope leaves. once outside the rope ties himself into a knot and frayes his end then walks back inside. bartender says "didn't I just tell you we don't serve ropes here" the rope replys "I'm A Frayed Knot"
 
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North of Dallas Texas
An old hag walked into a bar with a duck under her are, a drunk asked "Hey whatcha doing with a pig" The old hag said "I'll have you know this is a duck" The drunk replied "I'll have you know I was talking to the duck"
 
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Northern CA
A termite walked into a bar and asked, "Where is the bar tender?" ============================= A duck walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. The bartender asked "How are you going to pay for that? The duck replied "Put it on my bill" =============================
 
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