A rope walk into a bar.
bartender says "we don't serve ropes here, get out"
so the rope leaves.
once outside the rope ties himself into a knot and frayes his end then walks back inside.
bartender says "didn't I just tell you we don't serve ropes here"
the rope replys "I'm A Frayed Knot"
An old hag walked into a bar with a duck under her are, a drunk asked "Hey whatcha doing with a pig" The old hag said "I'll have you know this is a duck" The drunk replied "I'll have you know I was talking to the duck"
A termite walked into a bar and asked, "Where is the bar tender?"
A duck walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic.
The bartender asked "How are you going to pay for that?
The duck replied "Put it on my bill"