Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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That joke was so pathetic that it was good.
Another pathetic joke coming up:
A PB&J sandwich walks into a bar & orders a drink.
The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve food."
OOOOOOHHHHHH........But seriously folks...... ![[Wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
wayne, you saw the same email I did...LOL
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Two fish are in a tank, and one says to the other, "I'll drive and you man the guns".
A rope walk into a bar.
bartender says "we don't serve ropes here, get out"
so the rope leaves.
once outside the rope ties himself into a knot and frayes his end then walks back inside.
bartender says "didn't I just tell you we don't serve ropes here"
the rope replys "I'm A Frayed Knot"
An old hag walked into a bar with a duck under her are, a drunk asked "Hey whatcha doing with a pig" The old hag said "I'll have you know this is a duck" The drunk replied "I'll have you know I was talking to the duck"
An man walked into a bar with a frog on his head, the frog said, "Does anyone know how the get this wart off my ***?"
A Giraffe walks into a bar and announces "Hiballs on me!"
A termite walked into a bar and asked, "Where is the bar tender?"
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A duck walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic.
The bartender asked "How are you going to pay for that?
The duck replied "Put it on my bill"
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