Is ELF oil by definition GC?

[Big O Dave]

I'm SO confused!! All this time I thought the elves were aligned with GC, and now I find out that they have there own separate company, and they're FRENCH, not German. My faith is waivering... PLEASE help me continue to believe!

 

[JohnnyO]

It's made in a hollow tree, right?

 

[pscholte]

B O D, Fellow GC warrior, fear not...the true Elves are the makers of GC not l'huile de moteur français; at first the Elves were a bit upset when ELF took the name, but then they learned it was an acronym and so they were OK with it.

 

[wavinwayne]

Imagine the elves' confusion when I poured 5 quarts of GC into my VW using a funnel with ELF oil stickers on it.

 

[moribundman]

Is Elf oil really better than Zwölf oil?

 

[pscholte]

...bad....but clever

 

[SSDude]

Here is the low down. ELF is made my humans who think it is quite to call their company ELF. GC is made by real elves. You know the fellows with the pointy ear who wear green. Remember, to always come to this forum when you want the truth, if you can handle it.

 

[Big O Dave]

Thanks, guys... I feel a LOT better now. Just one question: how do you type an umlaut? Where do you find the character on the keyboard... or is it an elvian secret? Oh, and I prefer dreizehn oil to elf oil or zwölf oil.