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News Anchor Dan Rather, NPR Reporter Cokie Roberts and a U. S.
Marine
> > > were hiking through the desert one day when they were captured by
> > > Iraqis.
> > >
> > > They were tied up, led to the village and brought before the leader.
> > > The leader said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting
> > > the condemned a last wish. Before we kill and dismember you, do you
> > > have any last requests?"
> > >
> > > Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowl full
> of
> > > hot, spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and
> > > returned with the chili.. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die
> > > content."
> > >
> > > Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out
my
> > > tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to
happen.
> > > Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job
till
> > > the end.." The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder
> > > and Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die
> > > happy."
> > >
> > > The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U. S. Marine, what is your
> > > final wish?" "Kick me in the *** ," said the Marine."
> > >
> > > "What?" asked the leader. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
> > >
> > > "No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the *** ," insisted
the
> > > Marine.
> > >
> > > So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the *** .
> The
> > > Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol
> > > from inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting
> > > confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine, and
> > > sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, the Iraqis were dead or
> > > fleeing for their lives.
> > >
> > > As the Marine was untying Rather and Roberts, they asked him, "Why
> > > didn't you just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the
> > > *** ?"
> > >
> > > "What!?" said the Marine, "And have you liberal ******** call ME
the
> > > aggressor?"


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