I need April Fools' Day ideas

Tell them you got an offer to sell your car for an amazing amount of money and that you're gonna sell it. But you'll need to use their cars or they need to drive you around while you wait to buy a new dream car due to shortages.
 
Tell them that you discovered you had two, unopened cases of GC that you wanted to give away.
Wait, that would only work here and a cruel joke at that.
 
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Probably a bit late for this year but search one of the 4 letter auction or craft sites that start with the letter "E" for "Miniature Hidden Annoying Random Beeper".

(Wasn't my original idea but I built my own and implemented a feature that I call "stealth mode" that I couldn't find elsewhere. I've been selling them for a while.)

I think I got the idea from AvE.
 
Something I always wanted to do to my boss: We've been good friends for years. I still talk to him even though we don't work together anymore. Years ago, there was a full-on fist-fight between two co-workers, which took place in the walkway leading into the parking garage. I was about 20 yards from it, but my boss was standing right there when it broke out. He had to break them up, haul them inside to HR, and ensured that they would be 'excused' from their positions. He was rattled for the rest of the day. He has a serious issue with people beating on each other, and he just had this look of utter disbelief on his face every time I saw him that day.

I've always wanted to get another co-worker in on it, and break out in a 'fight' in the hallway, within earshot of his office. When he intervenes, we both bust out laughing. Kinda hard to do, and make it look real, but the cuss-out (all with a grin on his face) would be worth it.
 
I just saw that Fram drive filter post. Would be hilarious to create a "Fram text" oil filters designed for those that text and drive.

Someone doctor up a photoshopped
Image of a filter with no baseplate holes or holes on the outside of the can. Then joke that it helps texters stop at the side of the road after install within a few minutes since their engine seizes up. Keeps everyone safe.

Then tell your wife and sister that you're gonna install them in their cars.
 
Leave a message asking them to call Sally Manders, Red Fox, or Ellie Faunt...

Give the number to the local zoo...
 
April 1st is tomorrow and I wanna fool my wife, maybe even my younger sister. I don't want to pull any sexual or cheating type pranks.
Any ideas?
Proudly announce you were finally promoted from semi mechanic to full mechanic. Double pay check!
 
April 1st is tomorrow and I wanna fool my wife, maybe even my younger sister. I don't want to pull any sexual or cheating type pranks.
Any ideas?
Have someone call her as if they were from a local pest control company. Explain that your home was exterior treated instead of your neighbors by mistake. But since it was treated, they expect to be paid. Leave the number of a real pest control company for her to call back to discuss.

Bonus points if you call the pest control company first and get a real name of someone workinf there. Use that name when you prank her.

Her calli g them back to explain she is not paying, and them not knowing what she is talking about will be hilarious.
 
Have someone call her as if they were from a local pest control company. Explain that your home was exterior treated instead of your neighbors by mistake. But since it was treated, they expect to be paid. Leave the number of a real pest control company for her to call back to discuss.

Bonus points if you call the pest control company first and get a real name of someone workinf there. Use that name when you prank her.

Her calli g them back to explain she is not paying, and them not knowing what she is talking about will be hilarious.
that's just mean to the business... imagine being the poor secretary, or TEMP! getting that call.... bad form...
 
Have someone call her as if they were from a local pest control company. Explain that your home was exterior treated instead of your neighbors by mistake. But since it was treated, they expect to be paid. Leave the number of a real pest control company for her to call back to discuss.

Bonus points if you call the pest control company first and get a real name of someone workinf there. Use that name when you prank her.

Her calli g them back to explain she is not paying, and them not knowing what she is talking about will be hilarious.
Ok, but change it to one of the ever present numbers calling about your extended warranty... No one cares if you are mean to one of these boiler rooms.
 
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