Tonight I was looking at my oil stash, and I realized that it is virtually impossible for me and my family to use it all up before we're all too old to drive anymore, our daughter included. What caused this epiphany was moving the stash to a new warehouse space we just leased (no, not just for the stash! ) and it filled the entire 8' bed of my pickup... it was so heavy that it even caused this 8600lb GVWR truck to ride a lot smoother. I don't even have an accurate count anymore. It's made up of all the hotties here at BITOG and then some, such as Delo 400 Synthetic 0W-30 and Delo 400 10W-30. I guess we'll be offering some exotic oil changes down at the shop... stuff that people just don't see at automotive repair places. I'm lucky I've got a way out of this! I am not "cured," however.