I forgot this one:
Back in 1981 I was sitting at a table in the "Smokers Lounge"-remember those?-at my law school talking to one of the other gear heads. One of the profs came in and sat at our table. He looked at me and said, I didn't know you were a car nut." My friend laughed, "You must be the only person here who didn't know that." The prof says, "Well, I wish I had known- I had a Sunbeam Alpine I was tired of fooling with. I gave it to my nephew but I would rather have given it to you."