HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

[Pablo]

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY


How to Make a Woman Happy


It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:




1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10 a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23 very clean

24. sympathetic

&g t; 25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST A LSO:



51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes







HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY



1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

 

[obbop]

Mmmmmm...... food.

 

[Dominic]

So true :-D

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

So the bottom line really is:

You can't make a woman happy.

 

[Pablo]

Well actually TnS, someone smarter than I invented money for that.

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

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Originally posted by Pablo:
Well actually TnS, someone smarter than I invented money for that.

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Hmm. Doesn't one need a near endless supply of money in order to achieve the said objective?

 

[Pablo]

Indeed. I didn't say it was possible to do, but it does work ;0

 

[The Critic]

Well, mine wanted me to pay around $125 for a mere dance date, isn't that bad enough? And this is just a lowly Homecoming dance too....

I can't imagine how much Senior Ball will be..

 

[pastmaster]

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Originally posted by The Critic:
Well, mine wanted me to pay around $125 for a mere dance date, isn't that bad enough? And this is just a lowly Homecoming dance too....

I can't imagine how much Senior Ball will be..

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Critic my boy, this young lady has plans for you!
She has just baited the hook! Hang on to your wallet!

If she asks you what type of oil do you use or to help her change the oil in her car...With GC

Have a good time!

 

[The Critic]

Oil? SuperTech and SuperTech Filters, though it should be a crime to use those considering the cost of her vehicles.

Heck, I'll do any maintenance provided that I won't have to pay $$$ to fill-up the gas tank on her behemoth.

See thread in General/Off-Topic about this whole mess and dilemma, thanks.

 

[wileyE]

http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jokes/pages/men_vs_women.html

 

[moribundman]

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Heck, I'll do any maintenance provided that I won't have to pay $$$ to fill-up the gas tank on her behemoth.

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You can always push her vehicle to the dance. Just wear nicer attire than the sap in the picture.

Or you gas up her car, but fill her up for cheap at MacDonald's -- or just give her a Tic Tac.