How much is that...........
....Lexus in the window? A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse.
Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked
over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather
upholstery, an unexpected little far*t escaped her. Embarrassed, she anxiously
looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a sales person
didn't pop up right now. But, as she turned back, there, standing
next to her, is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her,
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just by touching it, you're going to sh*t when
you hear the price!"
....Lexus in the window? A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse.
Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked
over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather
upholstery, an unexpected little far*t escaped her. Embarrassed, she anxiously
looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a sales person
didn't pop up right now. But, as she turned back, there, standing
next to her, is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her,
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just by touching it, you're going to sh*t when
you hear the price!"
