Hormone Warning

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I printed this out and posted it on the fridge. Needless to say I posted it the "wrong" time of the month [Roll Eyes] . Oh well. How long does it take broken bones to heal [Frown] . Just kidding [Big Grin] ! Though the wife wants to do bodily harm to you ALS [Big Grin] . Whimsey
 

ALS

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I work with 15 women and some do have CCW's. So needless to say I always have Chocolate around my office. They have learned to leave me alone since in most cases I just laugh at them when they belly ache. Yes I do live dangerously but hey I really do have a good time finding new ways to act like a typical man around them. My two favorite lines to use on them is 1. My Number One Job here is babysitting you. 2. Look, I don't have to listen to you since I'm not married to you. [LOL!]
 

ALS

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THE HORMONE WARNING:The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate. 13 Things PMS Stands For 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pi$$y Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suc* 12. Pack My Stuff And my favourite one... 13. Potential Murder Suspect For all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good Laugh! Or for men who need a warning. Remember: Money talks.... But Chocolate sings
 
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Originally posted by tom slick: no joke, it's been studied and proven that chocolate and caffine contribute to PMS. [Dummy!]
Tell that to Dewlanna. [LOL!]
 
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Originally posted by Dewlanna: Gimme my chocolate. NOW
[bowdown]  -  - [HAIL 2 U!] Rule #1: What Dewy wants,Dewy gets! [Big Grin] Rule #2: See Rule #1 [stretch]
 
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