Hi oh Silver
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert.
They set up their tent and fall asleep.
Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute and then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Timewise, it appears to be approximately 3:15 AM.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful
and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What it tell you kemo sabe?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says,
"Tonto, you [censored], someone has stolen our tent."
