Hey MAN your dog crapped in my yard!!

[Pablo]

And took three BIG ones in my pond!! The dog dies. Should I file a complaint first.

 

[The Critic]

One more good reason to keep an open bucket of Antifreeze in the yard at all times. No, I'm not serious. How did the dog get into your yard? Did it jump over the fence? I'd politely tell your neighbor what happened and to make an effort to not allow this situation to repeat itself.

 

[Brett Miller]

If someone poisoned my dog...there would be H#LL to pay...

 

[ryansride2017]

Sometimes I regret even clicking on the thread topic.

 

[1sttruck]

I've tried to avoid going to jail for snuffing neighbor pets, and it's been hard sometimes. Pepper spray can work, not always, if you can get up close. A wrist rocket with maybe moth balls works at distance. A paintball gun with the pepper spray balls would be great, but they're expensive so I don't have one. Trap the dog and then smear crap all over it. The owner will like it when it comes in and lays down on the carpet. Have a friend with a cow come over, walk the cow to the dog owner's yard, and let the cow take a dump in the yard. Feed it well first. Put up signs in the neighborhood asking who the Communists are, which are the people who think that their pets have a right to make a mess in your yard.

 

[moribundman]

Just wait till the beavers are back in your pond...

 

[GROUCHO MARX]

Well, we know it's not the dog's fault.

 

[johnsmith]

sue

 

[moribundman]

I say get a bigger dog that makes bigger piles and let him loose.

 

[Eric Smith]

Yes the cow would work make sure they eat really green grass for a couple days.

 

[Ryan00TJ]

BB gun in the *** works wonders. It's better to be a man and tell the person walking the dog to not let it happen again or their will be trouble. Or you could do this..... http://www.badassride.com/videos/HondaServiceCall.mp3

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

Pablo, look on the bright side, FREE fertilizer.

 

[Pablo]

Well I must admit Ryan THAT made me laugh. The lawyer thing.....well that is some sick stuff... OK My yard isn't fenced. This is just a little pond. No beavers. But three disintegrating corneating dog turds in it and that's not funny. It stinks.

 

[GROUCHO MARX]

I always wondered if posting a sign that says someting like: "Dog cancer causing chemicals on lawn" would deter nasty neighbors?

 

[JHZR2]

quote:

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Originally posted by 1sttruck: Trap the dog and then smear crap all over it. The owner will like it when it comes in and lays down on the carpet. Have a friend with a cow come over, walk the cow to the dog owner's yard, and let the cow take a dump in the yard. Feed it well first.

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LOL!!! I really cracked up from these two. Dogs are a problem to me... I dont like them jumping up on me, and I definitely HATE when owners are too lazy or careless to curb their dogs, and then guess what inadvertently happens... If people want to have dogs, fine, but have them where there are fields and large yards. I dont appreciate seeing #2 in my front yard, or dog urine on my tree. JMH

 

[GROUCHO MARX]

"Dogs are a problem to me..." ========================================================== Nah, it's their owners.

 

[JHZR2]

well I gues thats what I meant. JMH

 

[MarkC]

GM's got it nailed. Any retaliation against animals for doing what animals do is wrong. It's the owners who should catch the heat.

 

[pastmaster]

Neuter the OWNER with Pinking Shears. But be pleasant.

 

[moribundman]

trap dog prepare BBQ invite dog owner serve the special hot dogs or, if you're squeamish, serve dog's "dogs" fried up to dog owner