A man named Darren owned a farm in Saskatchewan. The Labor Relations Board suspected he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well, there's my hired hand that's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months and I pay her $500 a month plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours a day. I pay him $10 a week and buy him chewing tobacco," said the farmer. "That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," said the agent. The farmer said, "That would be me."