THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK -OR- TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX:
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
And the #1 Reason Trick or Treating is better than sex.......
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
or, here's version 2, slightly different
TEN WAYS HALLOWEEN IS BETTER THAN SEX
10. You are guaranteed to get a little in the sack.
9. If you get tired you can rest ten minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the more likely you are to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you the candy.
6. It is okay when your partner fantasizes that you are someone else. You are.
5. Forty years later you will still enjoy it.
4. If you aren't satisfied you can go next door and get more.
3. It's okay if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You have less guilt in the morning.
1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
And the #1 Reason Trick or Treating is better than sex.......
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
or, here's version 2, slightly different
TEN WAYS HALLOWEEN IS BETTER THAN SEX
10. You are guaranteed to get a little in the sack.
9. If you get tired you can rest ten minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the more likely you are to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you the candy.
6. It is okay when your partner fantasizes that you are someone else. You are.
5. Forty years later you will still enjoy it.
4. If you aren't satisfied you can go next door and get more.
3. It's okay if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You have less guilt in the morning.
1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
