Grocery List

[Bio-T]

My wife left me...


I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses and I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed something when she came home from grocery shopping.

I looked at the receipt and saw $45 for makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Heck, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back...

 

[Papa Bear]

Yeah '59....that's the difference between a dog and a princes.....a six pack
P.B.

 

[Shannow]

LOL, my brother, I and a few mates were at a club (Pandora's...sprintman would know where that is), and were "rating" the girls as they came in.

7...9...10 at 10, this one girl started preening in a most amusing fashion.

Then just as she was almost out of earshot, my brother calls the next one at 12, followed by "Definitely need a half a case for that one".