Gotta love dealing with overseas tech support

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Even if not helpful, they're at least good for some occasional entertainment.

Here is how the conversation goes:

Me:
- Hi, I'm considering buying your webcam model XXXX. Will it be able to focus on objects outside my window if I have window screens installed?

Rep:
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I sense the rep may not be sure what window screens are, so I offer some help...

Me:
- It's basically a net that stops bugs from coming in.

Rep:
- Oh, so it's like a firewall?
 
my wife tried to log in last week and they asked what her mothers name was as asecurity question.
she told them.
they said thats not it many times,
she finally got a supervisor who laughed at her, the name on file for my wifes mother was "not specified"
thats actually an old Southern name I think
 
Outsourcing managers don't stop there anymore, now it could be anything related to IT support. Its really hurt my career.
 
They have scripts that direct them on responses....the scripts can't possibly contain everything and their training doesn't really help them in weird situations, unfortunately. Blame the folks who trained/wrote the documentation, not the guy on the phone.
 
Oh, I don't blame him. He actually did some critical thinking there based on the information that I provided. He interpreted "a net" as "network" and "bugs" as "viruses" or "malware", and hence came up with the firewall, and he was sort of correct. A window screen is like a firewall in a way.
 
They also do not understand the concept of peoples time versus money. I had a small item missing in a shipment and "Bob" in India wanted me to wait around all day at home while UPS comes around at their leisure to inspect the package. I had to inform "Bob" in India that I was not going to loose a days pay for a missing $3 part.
 
Makes me glad that when customers call in, between the hours of 5AM and 1AM they get an American. In our northeast market, it's often out of our rotterdam NY call center. I often play the part of technical support when I'm here. Makes it all the funnier when people who are angry/upset say "you people in india don't understand money" or etc etc etc. Then I get off the call and laugh about it with my co workers. Seriously? You can't tell from my accent that I'm not from India? Ok person, whatever.

Something I've learned: common sense, is not so common.
 
I once spent 8 hours with Dell trying to return a computer that was configured wrong. I started with a guy from India and after dealing with like 8 people finally got to returns- a guy in spain. Never again will i get a dell.
 
I have a Dell whose battery went bad within a month of getting it brand new. The support person took forever to accept that the battery simply refused to accept a charge. But after spending plenty time jumping through his hoops (my loss but he was on the clock) he did send me a replacement. The replacement was a refurb, but it has worked.

In contrast, the ThinkSupport folks (in Atlanta I take it) for Lenovo are good, little wasted time. But the EasyServ people (in Memphis, TN) don't care to repair much of anything under warranty, instead choosing to blame the user for damage. Is that any better?

A friend bought a Toshiba Portege a couple of months ago. The LCD cracked recently. Toshiba support says this is user damage, you can pay us to replace it even before seeing it.

Warranty support is thin these days, and LCDs and batteries come from the lowest bidder of the month. I suppose those additional "accidental damage" warranties that I am not fond of are becoming more useful than before.
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Originally Posted By: BearZDefect
I have a Dell whose battery went bad within a month of getting it brand new. The support person took forever to accept that the battery simply refused to accept a charge. But after spending plenty time jumping through his hoops (my loss but he was on the clock) he did send me a replacement. The replacement was a refurb, but it has worked.

In contrast, the ThinkSupport folks (in Atlanta I take it) for Lenovo are good, little wasted time. But the EasyServ people (in Memphis, TN) don't care to repair much of anything under warranty, instead choosing to blame the user for damage. Is that any better?

A friend bought a Toshiba Portege a couple of months ago. The LCD cracked recently. Toshiba support says this is user damage, you can pay us to replace it even before seeing it.

Warranty support is thin these days, and LCDs and batteries come from the lowest bidder of the month. I suppose those additional "accidental damage" warranties that I am not fond of are becoming more useful than before.
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I've run into this sort of issue three times now. Luckily, the first time I ran into that the Indian guy transferred me to his supervisor who transferred me to some guy who claimed to be in some eastern European country that I've never heard of. I couldn't find it using a Google search and strongly suspect it's a made up name, but supposedly it shares a border with Transylvania. Near as I can tell, that means it's an imaginary donut hole country inside Romania. Anyway, that guy gave me specific instructions on how to make it look like a manufacturing defect made it necessary to replace the whole unit, a cell phone.

If you find you've got a defect that looks like accident damage, consider whether or not you can simulate an obvious defect by inducing thermal shock, polarity reversal, or an overvolt condition that would not normally happen as an accident. Don't start any fires or cause any explosions along the way and keep water out of places where water does not belong.
 
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