So I decide to leave the old lawn mower out at the hunting lease, putting it out to pasture, so to speak. Wife asks me to pick up a new mower during lunch today, so I do. I get home and she comes out while I'm unboxing it and getting it ready to mow. I mention the tag on the oil fill cap and say, "they ship these things without oil in them." She asks, "Do you have any oil?" Buwhahahaha!