Good, Bad, Worse

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Worse: You're in them. Good: Your son's finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Worse: So are you. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. Good: Your wife is helping bring in income Bad: She's arrested for soliciting Worse: She implicates you Good: Your neighbors exercise in the nude Bad: They weigh 375 pounds Worse: They catch you looking, and smile Good: Your wife informs you she's hired a "reliable" pool boy Bad: He's a member of the Chippendale's Worse: You don't even have a pool Good: Your wife wants to do things together Bad: She's a Sky-Diver Worse: She's packing your parachute [ October 14, 2004, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: Dan4510 ]