Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.
Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your wife is helping bring in income
Bad: She's arrested for soliciting
Worse: She implicates you
Good: Your neighbors exercise in the nude
Bad: They weigh 375 pounds
Worse: They catch you looking, and smile
Good: Your wife informs you she's hired a "reliable" pool boy
Bad: He's a member of the Chippendale's
Worse: You don't even have a pool
Good: Your wife wants to do things together
Bad: She's a Sky-Diver
Worse: She's packing your parachute
[ October 14, 2004, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: Dan4510 ]
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.
Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your wife is helping bring in income
Bad: She's arrested for soliciting
Worse: She implicates you
Good: Your neighbors exercise in the nude
Bad: They weigh 375 pounds
Worse: They catch you looking, and smile
Good: Your wife informs you she's hired a "reliable" pool boy
Bad: He's a member of the Chippendale's
Worse: You don't even have a pool
Good: Your wife wants to do things together
Bad: She's a Sky-Diver
Worse: She's packing your parachute
[ October 14, 2004, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: Dan4510 ]
