Golf origins

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Sign seen in pro shop: When men used to pound the earth with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, its called golf.
 
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The priest skips church on Sunday to play golf. He gets to the 3rd hole and lo and behold his 3 wood carries to the green, a hole-in-one. Little does he know the Devil helped it in. Play continues to to 10th tee par 3, and again` another hole-in-one, and the priest and his partner high-five. A demon with the Devil is a aghast helping this common pastor. They move on in the back 9. At the 18th hole the priest strokes a beautiful tee shot, runs up to the green and (with help) another hole-in-one. The priest is overjoyed. The demon says to the Devil, "You've helped him now 3 times. How can you do this?" The devil replies, "yes I have, but who can he tell?"
 
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