Found a rock in the side yard

[doitmyself]

I say put a leash on it and make it a ....pet rock.


Some contractor, whoever excavated for your house, is getting the last laugh. I can hear him now -"some poor sucker is gonna want to put a garden right here. I'll get rid of this rock quick and dirty, only cover it a few inches with top soil using my BACKHOE".....not my aching back.

Seriously, BE CAREFUL, people screw up they're backs for a lifetime on silly projects like this.

Did you call MISSDIG, or whatever it's called in your state? Watch out for a shallow gas, phone, or electric line!!! That would be the icing on the cake for this adventure - rock excavation costs homeowner $1,000 dollars for utility repairs.

 

[moribundman]

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I say put a leash on it and make it a ....pet rock.

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See Pablo in his sexy sweat pants, pulling his 600 kg pet rock on a little Radio Flyer! Where is he going?

 

[JavaMan]

"Maybe it's not a rock but a decoy."


Yes, that's brilliant! I'd be careful. Your not dealing with your average rock.

 

[obbop]

Eeeeegads, will this be the first 5-pager about a rock?

Will records be broken?

When I slap "Add Reply" about the head and body will a 5th page be created?

The world wonders

 

[Pablo]

I moved it to the ramp.

 

[moribundman]

Please keep showing us pictures!

 

[Pablo]

Too dark now.

When I found the black rubber glove underneath, it pretty much confirmed the ancient peoples who crossed the Baring Strait did have access to petroleum products and polymer chemistry. It may have also confirmed doitmyself's post.

 

[tom slick]

Is that the same "rock" that Joe Dirt carried around?

 

[olddognewtrks]

...and as we amble slowly towards a record-setting fifth page....

I live on Crow Mountain, and I've got five big flat rocks (about 3 x 2 feet) exposed in my yard. No way I'm gonna try to dig them up. Heck, they're probably the top of the mountain itself. But hey, Pablo, if you wanna come on over and give it a try, I could always use a storm shelter!

 

[moribundman]

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Is that the same "rock" that Joe Dirt carried around?

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Pablo should lick his rock.

Picture of Joe Dirt and his "rock"

 

[Papa Bear]

So .... where's the rock now ??
Did you blast it all the way to LA, or is it buried in a deep hole in your yard ??

Pictures at 11:00

P.B.

 

[Papa Bear]

Put Mrs. Pablo on ... I'd like to talk to her for a minute.

P.B.

 

[BrianWC]

To think, some people make money from those things, Pablo...

http://www.bouldersrock.com/html/sitemap.html

 

[joee12]

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Originally posted by obbop:
Eeeeegads, will this be the first 5-pager about a rock?

Will records be broken?

When I slap "Add Reply" about the head and body will a 5th page be created?

The world wonders

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It just may beat the current record thread on BITOG at 105 pages and 2601 posts:

Last_Z's Investor Thread

 

[JavaMan]

It looks like a big turkey (I'm talking about the one in the wagon). Basted for thanksgiving dinner.

 

[XS650]

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Originally posted by Pablo:
Too dark now.

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You haven't set up flood lights and an admission booth?

 

[BrianWC]

Will there be an attempt at communication thru musical tones?

 

[moribundman]

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It looks like a big turkey (I'm talking about the one in the wagon). Basted for thanksgiving dinner.

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Trust me, it wasn't fowl. It was actually a frozen chunk of human waste that had fallen from an airliner. It was peanutty...

 

[Papa Bear]

It's foul all right !!

P.B.

 

[Pablo]