Forget That Anniversary Bracelet

[billt460]

Get her something she can really USE !!

Zastava USA ZPAP92 AK Pistol 24k Gold 7.62 X 39 10" Barrel 30-Rounds

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[JavierH19]

Love gold guns.

 

[Fla]

Nothing says that "I love you" quite like giving someone an AK-47!

 

[Kira]

She likes the guy who gives her a glam AK....but LOVES the guy who gives her ammo.

 

[TMoto]

Or for the more budget minded person...

Bullet Bouquets

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[billt460]

Just so she doesn't dump the mag on the ground.

 

[UncleDave]

Why didn't I think of that!

 

[skyactiv]

It'd be cheaper to buy a Henry Golden Boy instead.

 

[billt460]

It'd be cheaper to buy a Henry Golden Boy instead.

Ahh, but brass ain't gold.

 

[Aredeeem]

Kudos to the BITOG community at large for giving this post the scarcity of replies it richly deserves.