Florida Farmer

Boynton Beach FL.
An old farmer in Florida had owned a large farm for > several years. He had > >a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic > tables, Horseshoe courts, > >and some apple and peach trees. The pond was > properly shaped and fixed up > >for swimming when it was built. > > > >One evening the old farmer decided to go down to > the pond, as he hadn't > >been there for a while, and look it over. He > grabbed a five gallon bucket > >to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he > heard voices shouting > >and laughing with glee. > > > >As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young > women skinny-dipping in > >his pond. He made the women aware of his presence > and they all went to the > >deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to > him, "We're not coming > >out until you leave!" > > > > The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to > watch you ladies swim > > naked or make you get out of the pond naked." > Holding the bucket up, he > > said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." > > > >Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth > and enthusiasm every time. > >