Favorite oxymorons

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What are your favorite oxymorons? OK--I'll start

Army Intelligence
Original Copy
Chrysler Engineer
Accordian Music
Jumbo Shrimp
Inland Marine (insurance)
 
Uneccessary roughness, 10 yards. (Chrysler Engineer)
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Advanced BASIC
Bug-free code
Fast food
Airline food
Government organization
Business ethics
Childproof
Pretty ugly
Rap music
Country music
Temporary tax increase
 
Microsoft Works
Fine mess
Spare rib
Almost safe
Artificial grass
Bird dog
A little big
Brain [censored]
Awfully good
 
honest car/insurance/real eatate salesperson.
honest lawyer (from a restaurant name in town).
competent toyota software engineer.
rap music, already mentioned, could be the best one.
 
Originally Posted By: Pablo

chicken fajitas
benign tumor
quick fix
dress sandals (for men)


A big plus-one on those!

In keeping with quick fix, let me add "shortcut"..
 
Originally Posted By: Kestas
mandatory option (when car buying)

My '00 E430 had the sunroof as mandatory option at a cost of $1000. I asked for a car without sunroof and was told that only special order car with a cost of $1000 to delete that option and it took 3-6 months to get it. If all cars came with sunroof then why is it an (expensive) option ?
 
Originally Posted By: Pablo
Originally Posted By: ToyotaNSaturn
Originally Posted By: dwendt44
Compassionate Conservative.
Really?
Someone doesn't understand people.

Also the latent stupidity that can be exposed by expressing an opposing view, to someone who can't handle the existence of such things.

Or by making a simple thread, not unlike this one...
 
When we take pictures to accompany a research article, we chuckle that we often choose the "best average" item to photograph.
 
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