I think a better approach would be to tell the dummies that they, not the EPA ratings, are the problem.
I think there's a correlation between traffic congestion and dummy driving..as in, the dummies, through their very actions that result in poor fuel economy, also cause traffic jams.
As one example, onsider the dummy who weaves in and out of traffic..and cuts in almost too close..causing someone to hit their brakes to avoid an accident, and the person behind them hits their brakes, and so forth, and soon, what was a free-flowing highway has turned into a traffic jam due to the actions of a single dummy.
Now NOBODY in that traffic jam is getting their EPA-rated highway fuel economy.