Don't you just love the french?

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The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn' t say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bltch out the window."
 

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Originally posted by sprintman: Pathetic. About time some Americans grew up.
No worries, mate, You bludgers visit the bottle shop too oft and become too ropable. Don't be an ocker!! Ta [Thumbs Down!]
 
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funny how sensitive Yanks are when there's a joke about them, or their beloved leader, but everyone else is fair game. For crying out loud...freedom fries shows a serious lack of security/maturity. BTW, I thought that the joke was funny when I first heard it...it was about a woman and a poodle and an old man.
 
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Freedom fries were widely joked about here, too. That was viewed as our stupid politicians making a political statement and shouldn't reflect on the public at large.
 
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Originally posted by ScottB: What are the only two working parts in a French tank? 1) the rear-view mirror 2) reverse
I'd like to see you tell a French tank crewman that.
 

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Originally posted by TurboLuver: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows. It's never been tried... [LOL!]
Please let me guess, I would think at least 3, One to find a perfect "Haute couture" white cloth, We can't have any fashion Faux pas here. One to find the perfect wooden pole for the white cloth, the Pice de rsistance. And finally the typical french soldier shouting what he learned in their war college as he puts up the whites, Je me rends ,
 
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Originally posted by XS650:
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Originally posted by ScottB: What are the only two working parts in a French tank? 1) the rear-view mirror 2) reverse
I'd like to see you tell a French tank crewman that.

You find one, I'm there. [LOL!] Scott
 

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Originally posted by TurboLuver: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows. It's never been tried... [LOL!]
Please let me guess, I would think at least 3, One to find a perfect "Haute couture" white cloth, We can't have any fashion Faux pas here. One to find the perfect wooden pole for the white cloth, the Pice de rsistance. And finally the typical french soldier shouting what he learned in their war college as he puts up the whites, Je me rends (I surrender) ,

 

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Originally posted by ScottB: What are the only two working parts in a French tank? 1) the rear-view mirror 2) reverse [Smile] PS - make fun of the USA all you like - it's done all the time, all over the world, yet all you wankers seem to line up to fight your way here. Odd, eh?
What about an italian tank? The latest have 8 gears, 1 forward and 7 reverse!
 
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