Does Magnatec do what all oils do?

[4WD]

I would like it better if it was purple and smelled like grapes.

I’d like some purple filters if they didn’t smell like money …

 

[JT20]

They may switch to the bags like Amsoil gear juice

Where do you have bags of oil?

 

[JT20]

I’d like some purple filters if they didn’t smell like money …

They are the same filters as Mobil 1 and K&N.

Let's see if my theory is correct.

 

[JohnnyJohnson]

Well at least but don't short sell the intelligent molecules

 

[SDGolden]

step 1: track down BITOGers identity

step 2: find their car

step 3: break into their car and pop hood

step 4: use oil extractor to remove oil

step 5: add kirkland 5w20

step 6: ????

Step 6: ...profit?

 

[FatCat2]

Step 7 would be profit. The point of the joke is to have an unknown (???) step following everything you list doing, and then, after this unknown step, then profit

But really, where is the steal underpants step?

 

[aquariuscsm]

step 1: track down BITOGers identity

step 2: find their car

step 3: break into their car and pop hood

step 4: use oil extractor to remove oil

step 5: add kirkland 5w20

step 6: ????

Step 6: plant a hidden microphone in engine bay to record engine noise and smoothness

 

[JT20]

So, I just picked up a jug. Walmart had what *appears* to have been an unsealed jug...

Is it normally that dark amber color?

I know some feel Walmart sells "used motor oil" but I digress. The QSAD I bought.. it was as simple as "open the cap, pour the oil." No extra step, like with the Supertech, or really weird Valvoline caps (which I agree, it would be pretty impossible to put used motor oil in and return those.)

I could maybe pour it into something clear, but I know my favorite Ester oil, Redline, has that dark color too so..

Is it normally that darker color, even from first pour?

 

[JT20]

step 1: track down BITOGers identity

step 2: find their car

step 3: break into their car and pop hood

step 4: use oil extractor to remove oil

step 5: add kirkland 5w20

step 6: ????

 

[4WD]

Where do you have bags of oil?

Amsoil and Valvoline have gear oil in squeeze bags …

 

[JT20]

Amsoil and Valvoline have gear oil in squeeze bags …

Ha, I should have said motor oil. Never bought a bag of oil.

 

[4WD]

They are the same filters as Mobil 1 and K&N.

Let's see if my theory is correct.

Name these

 

[JT20]

Name these

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[JT20]

 

[JT20]

 

[JT20]

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I may have to pour into some kind of clearer container but, is that the color it looks new?

 

[aquariuscsm]

I may have to pour into some kind of clearer container but, is that the color it looks new?

Yeah pour some in a clear jar and post a picture. I'm really curious now

 

[JT20]

Yeah pour some in a clear jar and post a picture. I'm really curious now

Yeah me too.

Want me to pour it like right now?

 

[aquariuscsm]

Yeah me too.

Want me to pour it like right now?

Heck yes, right now brother!

 

[JT20]

Heck yes, right now brother!

RIGHT NOW!!!!

okay I got soon. I have to sneak in a funnel and my OIL UDDER didn't get here yet..