Well, now I DID specify the shortest route via Mapquest. It sure was.
I was driving along on all these neat and oddball PA state highways. When you traverse the coal regions ..you climb and descend so many hills ..sometimes rapidly, that at times you can only tell your inclination by how much you need to apply the gas pedal ..or brake if the thing starts to runaway from you. The lanes are narrow ..but not too bad. Not too many panoramic views ..since you're typically surrounded by steep mountains. Not stressful ..at least in daylight.
Mapquest if VERY exact. The shortest route is the absolutely shortest route. I'm driving along on some route number and it says "turn right onto Pleasantville (or whatever) Road. ..I'll be darned ..if it isn't just a "road". I take it ..it leads me through some state game lands ..hard packed dirt. Now I'm really checking my odometer for my next turn. At the prescribed odometer reading (you can only measure to 1/2 1/10th ...there is a left that I'm allegedly supposed to be taking ..but NO SIGN ..now we're REALLY out there in the boonie. I drive about 3/10 further to assure myself that a road with a sign wasn't just around the bend due to my odometer error. Nope. So ..I turn around ..drive up this other hard packed dirt road. The ONLY indication that I was on the right road was a cemetery at the top of the hill ..which shared the name of the road. Now it's DARK. So I'm really paying attention to my odometer. I manage to get to the next turn....which brings me from the middle of the lost world ..close to its boundaries. It's paved ..and appears to be somewhat transcontinental. So ..great, I'm back on track. I then hit a little village ..the directions are working fine. Then it gets really complicated ..the directions say "turn onto North Road (Rt 49) and continue on North Rd. What it didn't say was "Rt 49 bears to the left"...any way ...again NO SIGNS at this Y in the road. So ..I just continue on Rt 49 ..and eventually ...hit Rt 449 ..which is what I was supposed to be on. About 10 miles later ...I'm passing a road, with a sign on that end, which was where I would have come out if I had made the connection a ways back.
From there on out it was fairly straight forward ..but what a workout.
When I got there ..I said that I came by the back roads. My hosts asked which ones ...when I ran off the numbers ..and came to "US 6"
You would have thought I said "Large Marge sent me"
"It was the worst accident that I'd ever seen....."
FWIW: Mapquest was very close with the time estimate of about 6 hours. I came back a slightly different route, bypassing most of the complicated stuff. NY 417 is the most spectacular road ...with no darn reason for it to be there. It would easily handle 10 times the traffic.
OH! I forgot to mention that it started snowing before I got to the NY line.
Texas Hot is an iconic grille in Wellsville. Use a fork when eating a Texas Hot (dog). That and wet fries (gravy) will surely put a sheen on the plaque in your arteries (as was mentioned).