Demotivators

[wavinwayne]

http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

 

[Shannow]

wayne,
my management have been to that site.

 

[Pablo]

That's great. Just when I'm all cheered up, you go and ruin my day.

At least my new company doesn't buy the real posters, like the old place did (all the while screwing you for all you're worth)

 

[ShortBuSX]

Thats great! Made my day

BTW Im currently sitting across from a "Courage" motivational poster...who frames this crap??? I find them totally annoying...so thanks! I needed that!

"Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up."

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

Wayne, I found that site a few years ago at about 1am during a server migration. Sure made the night far more entertaining!

My favorite ones are Quality, Sacrifice, Potential and Destiny.

 

[Boaz]

My favorite is Effort.. Hands down!
I printed it out and passed it all around my shop today!

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

Boaz, that one is hilarious!!!!
ROFL!!

 

[Pablo]

I'm still enjoying this!

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Retirement

Because you've given so much of yourself to the Company that you don't have anything left we can use.

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Wishes

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor

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Demotivation

Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

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