Thats great! Made my day
BTW Im currently sitting across from a "Courage" motivational poster...who frames this crap??? I find them totally annoying...so thanks! I needed that!
"Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up."
Because you've given so much of yourself to the Company that you don't have anything left we can use.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.