1. Bozone (n.):
The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v):
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.):
The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially
impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti :
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm :
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't
get it.
6. Inoculatte (v):
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis :
Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis :
A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon :
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious
bummer.
10. Decafalon (n.):
The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that
are good for you.
11. Glibido (v):
All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect :
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you
rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.):
The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked
through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.):
Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in
the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.):
The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus :
A person who's both stupid and an ******* .
The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v):
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.):
The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially
impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti :
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm :
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't
get it.
6. Inoculatte (v):
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis :
Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis :
A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon :
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious
bummer.
10. Decafalon (n.):
The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that
are good for you.
11. Glibido (v):
All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect :
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you
rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.):
The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked
through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.):
Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in
the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.):
The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus :
A person who's both stupid and an ******* .