Cowboy phrases

[michaelc80]

Top 10 phrases that will never be the same after Brokeback Mountain.

#10 "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

#9 "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

#8 "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

#7 "Cowpoke."

#6 "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

#5 "Two words: "Saddle Sore."

#4 "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

#3 "Let's mount up!"

#2 "Nice spread ya got there!"


And the #1 "Ride'em cowboy!"

 

[mechtech]

Is "quick draw" #11?

 

[wantin150]

There is just something so wrong about this!

 

[Dan4510]

You got that thing tied down low, dont cha?

Dan

 

[iontrap]

 

[surfstar]

I guess that's just the cowboy in me. (Tim McGraw)

COWBOY JUNKY

"Git along lil' doggie."

Wanted: Dead Or Alive

Blazing Saddles.

"That really chaps my hide."

"Man, these saddle sores are killing me."

"Hey Jack, you're walkin' a little bow-legged."

Can I push in your stool?

 

[TheTanSedan]

My brother-in-law and I were going over this list, having a laugh . . then a pause followed by his comment, "Thank ***, they were sheepherders".

 

[Pablo]

Hilarious!

Sheepherders? Don't bring the downunder crowd into this one

"Wanted: Dead Or Alive"

Took me a little while to get that.

 

[sprintman]

Still an excellent movie. Should have won an Oscar IMO. Best cowboy phrase has to be this one heard when I visited Rockhampton, centre of the Australian beef industry up North in Queensland with some ex Canberra residents. hit the local steak restaurant, waitress walks up and says "what will it be boys?" mate John says "A Blo0dy big steak". "How do you want it says waitress?" And without batting an eyelid John replys "Knock the horns off it and wipe it's @rse". Only in Australia...

 

[ccdhowell]

That was a line in the movie "The Cowboy Way" with Keifer Southerland and Woody Harelson.


Guess Aussie cowboys get to the movies sometimes.

 

[Bill]

#12 "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"

 

[moribundman]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned mad cowboy disease yet.