Christmas card for Osama

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Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her Father that
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> they learned about the history of Christmas.
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> "Since Christmas is for Christians and we're Jewish," she asks, "will
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> God get mad at me for giving someone a Christmas card?
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> Melissa's father thinks a bit, and then says, "No, I don't think God
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> would get mad. Who do you want to give a Christmas card to?"
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> "Osama Bin Laden," she says. . . . .
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> "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock. . .?
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> "Well", she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
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> could have enough love to give Osama a card, he might start to think
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> that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
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> bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent cards to Osama, he'd
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> love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to
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> tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
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> anymore."
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> Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
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> pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
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> "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
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> Marines could blow the **** out of him."
 
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I like it.
 
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