I actually have some real life experience with a moron former acquaintance who used Crisco back in the late 1980's to pack one of his front wheel bearings before letting his girlfriend-soon-to-be-wife-soon-to-be-ex-wife head out driving from Vegas to Cincinnati. He got one side done, and ran out of grease, so he grabbed the Crisco canister from the pantry and finished the other side.
She made it a about an hour outside Vegas and had to call a tow. So what, maybe 50 miles. Said one of the wheels was smoking and there were horrible noises. That marriage didn't last long......Still friends with her, decades later. Him, no.