Cajun fishin (joke)

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Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa
night crawlers.

He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf.

He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decided to steal dat froggie.

Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin so he had to be real
careful or he'd get bit.

He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid.

Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit.

He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free.

But Boudreaux, him, had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.

Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in
his bait can.

Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or his gonna bite
him good, but he had a plan.

He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a
pint a moonshine likker.

He pour some draps into de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs
roll back in his haid and his body go limp.

Wit dat Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to fishin'.

A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe.

He slowly look down and dare dat water moccasin was, with two frogs.
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The only place in the world I want to go outside of Australia at present is Cajun Country.

One of the funniest threads that I ever read was when "Shooters Online" was still around.

A guy was posting that he took his .22 out, and started shooting frogs. When he gained confidence, he started head shooting them.

Someone all barred up, and ripped into him about wanton killing, etc etc.

He calmly pointed out that he was from Lousiana, and he DID take them home, and eat them.

Case closed.
 
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