Bumper Stickers

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May 19, 2003
I love animals, they taste great. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest! Give me ambiguity or give me something else. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. And my favorite: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Pablo, that's along the same lines as: A good friend will bail you out of jail ... but your best friend will be sitting in the cell next to you saying "That was fu**ing awesome!!" [Big Grin] --- Bror Jace
Oh my God, I think I'm becoming the man I wanted to marry! So many men, so few who can afford me. Don't treat me any differently than you would the queen. I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. Do not start with me. You will not win. All stressed out and no one to choke. I can be one of those bad things that happens to bad people. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies! If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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