- Jul 16, 2020
A Game Warden tapped a Blonde on the shoulder and said, “Excuse me, ma’am, I’d like to see your fishing license.”
“I don’t have one,” replied the Blonde.
“Well, if you’re going to fish, you need a fishing license,” said the Game Warden.
“But officer,” replied the blonde, “I’m not fishing. I have a magnet at the end of my line. I’m collecting debris off the bottom of the river.”
The Game Warden lifted up the line, and there was a horseshoe magnet. “Well, I know of no law against it,” said the Game Warden. “Take all the debris you want.” And with that, he left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the Blonde started laughing hysterically. “What a dumb Fish Cop. Doesn’t he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?”
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