Tom Brady, after living a full life, died.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch he noticed another house just around the corner, a beautiful 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with a huge Giants flag, Giants logo curtains, and blue and red flowers in the perfectly manicured gardens. Tom looked at God and said, "You know, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super Bowls!" God said, "So what's your point, Tom?" "Well, why does Eli get a better house than me?"
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.God chuckled and said, "That's not Eli's house, Tom, it's mine.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch he noticed another house just around the corner, a beautiful 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with a huge Giants flag, Giants logo curtains, and blue and red flowers in the perfectly manicured gardens. Tom looked at God and said, "You know, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super Bowls!" God said, "So what's your point, Tom?" "Well, why does Eli get a better house than me?"
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.God chuckled and said, "That's not Eli's house, Tom, it's mine.
