Not sure if thats real or not, but if it is, its pretty sad. I like humor as much as anyone but after "don't drink oil it tastes bad" and "don't send vampire blood" and finally "don't send it by a pony slapped on the butt" it damages the credibility and the professionalism of the company. A company offering a technical service to the public should do much better than that.
"Prepare to be dazzled?" I don't think so, Blackstone. If I see that paper, I wad it up and throw the whole kit away.
Why do you ask "Why so serious?" Did you miss what I said, TiGeo? There is a time and place for everything. A technical laboratory analyis someone is paying for is not some lame comedy show. I have worked in petrochemical Laboratories all my life. Anyone who would call a customer a vampire and tell them keep their blood to themselves and caution about sending in samples by "pooping ponies" would likely be dismissed. There has to be SOME level of professionism projected to the paying public. Its a competitive world. Companies who don't take their serious work "serious" likely pay for it.Not sure if thats real or not, but if it is, its pretty sad. I like humor as much as anyone
Why do you ask "Why so serious?" Did you miss what I said, TiGeo? There is a time and place for everything. A technical laboratory analyis someone is paying for is not some lame comedy show. I have worked in petrochemical Laboratories all my life. Anyone who would call a customer a vampire and tell them keep their blood to themselves and caution about sending in samples by "pooping ponies" would likely be dismissed. There has to be SOME level of professionism projected to the paying public. Its a competitive world. Companies who don't take their serious work "serious" likely pay for it.
No, I didn't miss it. Clearly BS doesn't work for you then, cool, go with one of the more serious labs. I don't think some humor by BS is hurting their business one bit and it gave me a good laugh in a year where we all need to laugh more. Not everyone who wants an UOA has petrochemical lab experience.Why do you ask "Why so serious?" Did you miss what I said, TiGeo? There is a time and place for everything. A technical laboratory analyis someone is paying for is not some lame comedy show. I have worked in petrochemical Laboratories all my life. Anyone who would call a customer a vampire and tell them keep their blood to themselves and caution about sending in samples by "pooping ponies" would likely be dismissed. There has to be SOME level of professionism projected to the paying public. Its a competitive world. Companies who don't take their serious work "serious" likely pay for it.
Why do you ask "Why so serious?" Did you miss what I said, TiGeo? There is a time and place for everything. A technical laboratory analyis someone is paying for is not some lame comedy show. I have worked in petrochemical Laboratories all my life. Anyone who would call a customer a vampire and tell them keep their blood to themselves and caution about sending in samples by "pooping ponies" would likely be dismissed. There has to be SOME level of professionism projected to the paying public. Its a competitive world. Companies who don't take their serious work "serious" likely pay for it.
Having no opinion on Blackstone Labs pro or con (not one of the labs I use)Not sure if thats real or not, but if it is, its pretty sad. I like humor as much as anyone but after "don't drink oil it tastes bad" and "don't send vampire blood" and finally "don't send it by a pony slapped on the butt" it damages the credibility and the professionalism of the company. A company offering a technical service to the public should do much better than that.