Black is the silliest car color - prove me wrong

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So. I get that when super clean and under certain angle black can look superb. But. Under most conditions, a black car looks like a black hole, void, or a blob

Black hides all of the lines/complex stamping and turns a cars silhouette into a said black blob, hole, void.

Just the other day I saw a new(er) Audi RS6 Avant - $122k starting price - on the freeway. I could tell it was something serious from afar, but because the car was black and tinted I could only make out what it is, and kind of, sort of see it’s nice curves, complex stampings only when I got up close. Even then barely. It was just a big black blob…

Then, half an hour later I saw the same car but in lighter color, and what a difference it makes. Like a beautiful woman in a form fitting cocktail dress, or sportswear instead of wearing russian grandma style THICK fleece jacket that hides everything.

I have observed the same effect with other cars too. Black just sucks on good looking cars, as it makes them …. Well, you already know what I think.

So, although owners of black cars might think they look sharp driving a black car, with tinted windows and black wheels (worst case scenario) in reality they are invisible to others the way a black hole is.

Why buy a good looking car and then negate its looks by choosing it in black?

P.S. “your money your choice” blah-blah-blah. I’m not saying you are not allowed to own a black car, I merely question adequacy of such a decision on a good looking cars
 
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VW white.... everything grinds itself into the paint. Needs a bunch of hand work to keep it clean. I prefer black...lol
 
Silliest? VW once offered a "calico" Golf. Each body panel was a different color.
I remember those. There was one in my neighborhood and I saw it several times a week. Came to like it. It was actually called Harlequin and came in several different color patterns. The original was introduced in the mid-1990s and was reintroduced in 2021. There was even a line of VW-patterned Harlequin clothes of which I remember a hooded sweatshirt.
 
there are several cars/trucks that look good in black

Because it hides their porkiness by making their silhouettes more “monotone”? Black is a color that will slim your figure down a bit, where as white will show/accentuate all of the extra lb one carries
 
I have my preferences towards color but each to their own . Some times I think what does color have to do with the
fit and function of a motor vehicle?
 
I have my preferences towards color but each to their own . Some times I think what does color have to do with the
fit and function of a motor vehicle?
If you ever got a deal on a vehicle because the color is not popular in the end you get used to it and buy that color again...seen it many times.
Agreed...
 
black is the least visible color on the roads. black vehicles have the highest percentage of accidents. and black vehicles have the lowest resale value.

and when it's hot and sunny, they become warmer than a newly formed neutron star.

no thank you.
You are a bad man 😂😂😂
 


I get they are off putting at first, but have grown to think it is kinds cool...

I actually think the Silliest paints are the Matte and flat finishes - extra silly if wrap, but it takes all kinds to make the world go round.
 
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I get they are of putting at first, but have grown to this it is kinds cool...

I actually think the Silliest paints are the Matte and flat finishes - extra silly if wrap, but it takes all kinds to make the world go round.
I think that matte and flat finishes can look great - often extremely elegant and sporty. That said, they also can look like crap is short order, should not go through car washes, and are impossible to maintain. I see a few folks driving matte Genesises around and feel sorry as they aready look like poopy.
 
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