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Prototype of the original GTO
I've had this up next to my PC at work for a long time. Funny thing is I have a number of customers that I know what they drive more than their name.
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What does a driver say immediately after crashing his car?
"Ohh, I'll call you right back."
"Ohh, I'll call you right back."
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Two Cadillac drivers got in a fender-bender, got out of their cars, and then started yelling at each other.
Within a few seconds they were in a fist-fight. I guess you could say things Escaladed quickly.
Within a few seconds they were in a fist-fight. I guess you could say things Escaladed quickly.
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Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.
Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
Ah the goat
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Showing your age!! I have not heard that one for years.
I hear it every year, its on our list of Christmas movies.
A new car owner takes his boss for a ride in his new sports car and decides to show off how fast it can go. He keep going faster and faster and starts to wonder if the boss is getting scared. The boss says "Did you know this car had over 2,000 parts in it that were supplied by outside companies, and every one of those suppliers was awarded the parts contract because they were the lowest bidder." And with that little bit of information fresh in his mind the driver stopped driving so fast.
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