Banned Books

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At a book fair which I attended last week, I noticed that there were
many of my favorite books missing. I went up to the lady selling
classics and said, "What have you done with the medieval novels? Where's
Ivanhoe?"

Without missing a beat, she answered, "It's been banned from the fair!
There's too much Saxon violence!"
 
The more obscure the pun, the better.
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Dan
 
When it comes to puns, have you ever noticed that "bad" is the highest compliment that can be paid?
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Jakebrake -

"Saxon violence" is a bad pun on "Sex and violence" (Ivanhoe being a Saxon and all).

Took me a couple reads to get it...
 
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