AUSTRALIAN POLICE EXAM

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An Australian man is seeking to join the Australian Police Force. The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an Attitude Suitability Test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?"says the guy "Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
 
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OK, I got the joke. grin BUT... It got me to thinking, I seemed to remember rabbits were a problem in Australia. Yep, per Wikipedia rabbits are a problem in Australia. Darn Internet. So, I'll suggest the following punch line for our Australian friends: "Why not six rabbits?" says the guy "Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
 
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