At least he went for the good oil...

[Voleak]

Man was caught shoplifting fifteen bottles of Pennzoil from 7-Eleven. So funny as he wobbles out the door, than wobbles back inside busted, LOL. I have heard a similar story that happened at a Costco years back. A man shoved bottles of Mobil 1 down his pants and got caught by Costco employees. I can't imagine seeing someone walking around with case of oil in their pants. LOL!!!! Like nobody is going to notice LOL!!!!!!!

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/man-tries-to-steal-15-bottles-of-oil-in-his-pants-960928835829

 

[walterjay]

Really??

 

[02SE]

Gotta love stupid criminals.

 

[chainblu]

I'd hate to even guess what a quart bottle of Pennzoil would cost at a 7/11.

 

[SatinSilver]

My guess would be close to $8, so $120 worth of oil plus the other loot. That's the price I see normally when going into stores like that. Many people will buy a quart for a top-off. Esp places like that next to a hwy where drivers top-off some older cars/trucks. Beats seizing up an engine. Then the full synthetic versions are only a buck more a quart. Interesting pricing they have.

The store brand oils are normally around $4/quart. Prob made by Warren or Citgo.

 

[Chris142]

I would have bought him a whole case of that car lube I get cheap if he just asked

 

[Onetor]

Thieves deserve......tired of watching people shoplift and most stores have a policy of notifying law enforcement. They won't detain or contact. I've notified employees in the

 

[bullwinkle]

Originally Posted by Onetor
Thieves deserve......tired of watching people shoplift and most stores have a policy of notifying law enforcement. They won't detain or contact. I've notified employees in the
We have that problem here, the Thornton's would catch the shoplifter, cops wouldn't even show up-not IMPORTANT ENOUGH?? Not in the city, but the surrounding county-it would be time for some new township leadership if I lived there!

 

[joekingcorvette]

Jeez, usually they go for the liquor.

 

[aquariuscsm]

The funniest part of that video is how the cop is standing there with his arms crossed watching that loser put all his stolen goods back in the store haha,it's like he's punishing a small child haha! Actually losers that that are just overgrown small children.

 

[Mr Nice]

This was posted last year and is still very funny.

 

[ZeeOSix]

Originally Posted by joekingcorvette
Jeez, usually they go for the liquor.


He's been reading the oil forums too much and changed his ways, lol.

 

[02SE]

Originally Posted by ZeeOSix
Originally Posted by joekingcorvette
Jeez, usually they go for the liquor.


He's been reading the oil forums too much and changed his ways, lol.


The real question is what viscosity was he trying to steal, thick or thin?

 

[ZeeOSix]

Originally Posted by 02SE
Originally Posted by ZeeOSix
Originally Posted by joekingcorvette
Jeez, usually they go for the liquor.

He's been reading the oil forums too much and changed his ways, lol.

The real question is what viscosity was he trying to steal, thick or thin?

... depends if he's been absorbing info on those MOFT vs viscosity graphs and wear vs HTHS graphs.

 

[Voleak]

Originally Posted by 02SE
Originally Posted by ZeeOSix
Originally Posted by joekingcorvette
Jeez, usually they go for the liquor.


He's been reading the oil forums too much and changed his ways, lol.


The real question is what viscosity was he trying to steal, thick or thin?

The real crime is, did he go too thick or too thin? JK LOL.

 

[dave1251]

Wow. Only in America.

 

[spackard]