I got this this morning, after being annoyed at "nukular" for the millionth time.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident' "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" He goes pale, drops his head into his hands and bawls uncontrollably for a while. His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, particularly given that over 2,000 american soldiers have been killed in Iraq...nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks..........''How many is a brazillion ??!'