Another bad joke.

[Chris142]

Ever seen birds flying in a "V" formation and wondered why one side is longer than the other?.
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It's because there are more birds on that side.

 

[OVERKILL]

Awful, lol.

 

[RooflessVW]

Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat?



















Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat

 

[ripcord]

Why do wood carvings take so long to make?
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Because they are created whittle by whittle.

 

[Jim K]

Another Bad Joke

 

[ripcord]

A monastery was running low on funds so the abbot decided that they would sell fish and chips to the public. On the first day they put up the sign their first customer came to the window and asked for some fries. Brother Adam who was manning the counter responded, "Just a moment, I'm the fish friar. I'll go get you the chip monk."

 

[HemiBenny]

OMG! BOOOO!!!!

 

[ripcord]

Stephen Spielburg decided to make an action movie about famous composers. He cast Chuck Norris as Mozart, Clit Eastwood as Beethoven, and Sylvester Stallone as Chopin. Arnold Schwarzenegger heard about the movie and called up Mr. Spielburg and asked if he could be in it. Spielburg said, "Hmm... sounds interesting but I don't know what composer you could play." To which Arnold replied quite seriously, "I'll be Bach."

 

[Shel_B]

Ever seen birds flying in a "V" formation and wondered why one side is longer than the other?.
It's because there are more birds on that side.

That's not an accidental situation. One side is longer than the other because when there is a crosswind one side of the V is harder for the birds to fly on, so the unequal lengths help mitigate the effects of the crosswind. While the joke isn't particularly funny, it is grounded in science and fact.

 

[vavavroom]

Stephen Spielburg decided to make an action movie about famous composers. He cast Chuck Norris as Mozart, Clit Eastwood as Beethoven, and Sylvester Stallone as Chopin. Arnold Schwarzenegger heard about the movie and called up Mr. Spielburg and asked if he could be in it. Spielburg said, "Hmm... sounds interesting but I don't know what composer you could play." To which Arnold replied quite seriously, "I'll be Bach."

It's not the joke I find all that funny. Best porn star name ever.

 

[MrQuackers]

That's not an accidental situation. One side is longer than the other because when there is a crosswind one side of the V is harder for the birds to fly on, so the unequal lengths help mitigate the effects of the crosswind. While the joke isn't particularly funny, it is grounded in science and fact.

 

[measureman]

That's not an accidental situation. One side is longer than the other because when there is a crosswind one side of the V is harder for the birds to fly on, so the unequal lengths help mitigate the effects of the crosswind. While the joke isn't particularly funny, it is grounded in science and fact.

Spoiler!

 

[simple_gifts]

Stephen Spielburg decided to make an action movie about famous composers. He cast Chuck Norris as Mozart, Clit Eastwood as Beethoven, and Sylvester Stallone as Chopin. Arnold Schwarzenegger heard about the movie and called up Mr. Spielburg and asked if he could be in it. Spielburg said, "Hmm... sounds interesting but I don't know what composer you could play." To which Arnold replied quite seriously, "I'll be Bach."

the Liszt of classical music puns in endless.

Why did Bach have so many children? No stops on his organ of course.

 

[simple_gifts]

dup

 

[ripcord]

Two sodium atoms walk into a bar and one says to the other, "Oh, shoot! I just lost an electron!" The other replied, "Are you sure?" The first one responded, "Of course I'm sure. I'm positive!"

 

[TheLawnRanger]

Why do Alaskans wash their clothes in tide?








It's too cold out tide.