A pastor goes to the dentist

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A pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he gives
his sermon for only 8 minutes.

The next Sunday, he gives his sermon for only 10 minutes.

The third Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes until the
congregation had to mob him and get him down from the pulpit!

They asked him what happened.

The pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad,
he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The next Sunday
his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.
But the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake,
and he couldn't shut up!
 
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For some reason my wife didn't find this to funny ...³
Wonder why 🤔🤨🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is a good one to remember ðŸ‘
 
Hi all, I'd like to talk about dental treatment. What methods do you use, and what tips do you have for taking care of your mouth?
Decent diet including many hard foods and few refined carbs, brush, floss, diluted peroxide with a drop of tea tree oil as mouthwash and for gargling, chewing gum with xylitol. I get away with a dental checkup and cleaning every three years. No cavities, no fillings, no gum disease etc at age 46. My dentist says I'm bad for his business.

Ignore your teeth and they will go away. 😁
 
A pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he gives
his sermon for only 8 minutes.

The next Sunday, he gives his sermon for only 10 minutes.

The third Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes until the
congregation had to mob him and get him down from the pulpit!

They asked him what happened.

The pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad,
he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The next Sunday
his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.
But the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake,
and he couldn't shut up!
Ha.ha.. ha…ha
 
Decent diet including many hard foods and few refined carbs, brush, floss, diluted peroxide with a drop of tea tree oil as mouthwash and for gargling, chewing gum with xylitol. I get away with a dental checkup and cleaning every three years. No cavities, no fillings, no gum disease etc at age 46. My dentist says I'm bad for his business.

Ignore your teeth and they will go away. 😁
Brushing and flossing are good for your teeth. And it helps to have inherited good teeth in the first place. And so does fluoride in your drinking water.
 
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