A pastor goes to the dentist

Kestas

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A pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he gives his sermon for only 8 minutes. The next Sunday, he gives his sermon for only 10 minutes. The third Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes until the congregation had to mob him and get him down from the pulpit! They asked him what happened. The pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad, he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The next Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake, and he couldn't shut up!
 
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For some reason my wife didn't find this to funny ...³ Wonder why 🤔🤨🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is a good one to remember 👍
 
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