A Guy Walks Into a Bar

Status
Not open for further replies.
Did the guy run into the bouncer?
LOL.gif
 
... and the bartender says, "We have a drink that's named after you."
"Really," says the grasshopper, "you have a drink named Irving?"
 
Bartender says "we don't serve string".

String goes outside, does some yogic moves, ruffles up his "hair" and walks back in.

Bartender says "Aren't you that piece of string I wouldn't serve earlier ?'

String says "I'm a frayed knot"
 
goes into a bar in New England. He asks the bartender, "Did you go to Harvard?" The bartender says, "Yale." The North Carolinan says, "DID YOU GO TO HARVARD?"
 
"Give me a beer before problems start!" Again, the man orders a beer again saying, "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Ah, now the problems start!"
 
He orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here, you know." The kangaroo says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."
 
Originally Posted By: XS650
He orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here, you know." The kangaroo says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."


Ah ..from the Playboy depiction.
LOL.gif


We don't get many kangaroos in here

and at these prices you won't get many more.

That had to be from the mid 60's


I couldn't find the real one

KANGAROO.gif
 
Neutron grabs a seat at the bar

Hey, bartender. How much for a mixed drink?

For you, no charge.
 
Originally Posted By: Gary Allan
Neutron grabs a seat at the bar
Hey, bartender. How much for a mixed drink?
For you, no charge.

Neutron - "Are you sure?"
Bartender (who is a Proton) - "I'm positive".
 
My mother had the same problem in KMart ...and she wasn't from Brazil.

Where's the yahn?

I beg your pardon?

Yahn.

Can you spell it, please?

Y-A-AH-N - YAHN

Oh ..yarn ..aisle 5, about halfway down.
 
Was in a bar one time, and this somewhat tipsy guy walked up to the lady sitting next to me and started to hit on her.

She looked at him and said "I already have one a..hole in my pants. I don't want another."

After the laughter died down, she got free drinks till she left.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top