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    Eldora

    Any one else watching the truck race?
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    Who Started It?

    A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were sitting around late one evening, and they got to discussing which was the oldest profession. The doctor pointed out that according to biblical tradition, God created Eve from Adam's rib. This obviously required surgery, so therefore that...
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    Anonymous

    An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row please," she answered. "You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor is...
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    AMMO IS GETTING SCARCE

    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my SUV and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter...
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    GOODBY GRANDPA

    The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers...
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    Cadillac

    DETROIT (KABC) -- General Motors has recalled more than 27,000 Cadillac SUVs worldwide over fears their wheels may fall off. The recall affects the 2013 Cadillac SRX with 18-inch wheels. Safety regulators in Canada say some of the wheel nuts may have not been tightened enough at the factory...
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    Theater Seats For Seniors

    An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man just groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up...
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    A LONG NERVE

    Longest Nerve In The Body Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the ****? It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a [censored] outlook on life. If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your arse and see if it...
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    Cowboy And Indian Stuff

    The other day a friend and I were discussing trivia. He says: You remember those cowboy and indian underwear your mother made you wear as a child? I was so embarrassed. I went home and asked my wife if I could get a different type this Christmas
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