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    Alfa in formula one?

    Marchionne: Alfa Romeo F1 return would be with own team Please delete. Link didn't work.
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    GM worker Saves a life on company property.

    http://www.wxyz.com/news/stabbing-reported-at-general-motors-technical-center-in-warren One report said he was fired.
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    Bought a Fram ultra

    First Fram I've bought in years. I was a little surprised that it was just in a box and not wrapped or sealed in any way. I guess Mobil 1 and NAPA gold got me spoiled.
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    LEMONS

    A woman went to a Florida lemon grove to apply for a job, but the foreman thought she seemed way too qualified for the position. "Do you even have any actual experience picking lemons?" he asked. "Well, I think I do." she replied. "I've been divorced three times."
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    Old Car Quiz

    http://www.americantorque.com/game/car-show-50s/
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    Life savers

    You may have heard this one already but I thought it was funny...... Learning about Lifesaver flavors by the kindergartener The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red.....................Cherry Yellow................Lemon Green...................Lime Orange...
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    Sausage

    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=465201000201820
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    THE OLD COWBOY

    A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93. When he died he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great...
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    THE BABY SKUNK

    A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us...
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    THE BATHTUB TEST

    During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Nursing Home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal...
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    BIRTH CONTROL

    An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth-control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old. What possible use could you have for...
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    You reckon she's blonde?

    AN AIRHEAD'S COOKING DIARY Monday: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. Tuesday: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress...
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    TWO LITTLE BOYS

    Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in...
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    I NEED A PUSH

    A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door . The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed...
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    SISTER BARBERA

    Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post...
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    SELLING INSURANCE

    Private Jones was assigned to the Army induction center, where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their Serviceman's Group Life Insurance (SGLI). It wasn't long before the center's Lieutenant noticed that Private Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance...
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    SOUTHWEST AIR LINES

    A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago .. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats Have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?' The mother (who Couldn't...
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    HUNTING TRIP

    The guys were all at a deer camp No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so the y voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and...
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    10 REASONS MEN LIKE GUNS

    #10 - You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22... #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on the road... #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times... #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun...
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    E-MAIL VIRUS

    I wanted to warn you all about this NEW e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to only affect those who were born prior to 1960. These are SOME of the signs that YOU might be infected with this virus: 1. Causes you to send...
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