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CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon's Pizza last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir? CALLER: My usual? You know me...

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Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers. While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule...

The rain had stopped and there was a big puddle in front of the bar just outside the American Legion Post. A rumpled old retired Navy commander was standing near the edge with a fishing line in the puddle. A curious, young, rather cocky Marine fighter pilot came over to him and asked what he was...

A new base CO was appointed and while inspecting the place, he saw 2 sailors guarding a bench. He went over there and asked them why do they guard it. "We don't know. The last CO told us to do so, and so we did!" He searched for last CO's phone number, and called him to ask him why did he want...

I asked my Wife, what she is getting me for Christmas. I then heard a voice from one of the presents under the tree, "Your getting an Alexa!"

Just a reminder that the zenith sun tangentially appears above the Tropic of Capricorn parallel tonight, Saturday, December 21st, sometime during the minute of 11:19 pm ET, constituting the Winter Solstice...with the apparent sun of course then instantly heading back toward the Tropic of Cancer...

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Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you? Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss: Yes. Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four...

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One day, a seemingly poor boy, carrying a limp and wearing nothing but dirty clothes, entered a crowded salon. As he did, the barber bent down to one of his customers and whispered in his ear. He said: "That kid is the most stupid child in the whole city! Just wait, I'll show you." The...

A Kentucky State trooper pulled a car over on I-75 about 8 miles south of Richmond, Kentucky. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Lexington to do a show for the Childrens Hospital. He didn't want to be late...

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I...

Why do Brunettes like their hair color so much? . . . . . . . . . . . . Because it matches their Mustaches!